Poo Protest against Bush
Impeach the chimpanzee!
Poo Protesting involves planting miniature flags in piles of dog feces. This "movement" was founded in Germany, where I'm sad to say they used American flags. It then crossed the Atlantic to our friends in Canada. And now thorough the wonders of the internet we can involve everyone.
Since I'm a US citizen, I like to draw a distinction between the fascist who has hijaacked our country and the country itself - so my "Poo Protest" will take the form of planting Bush flags in the appropriate "flag stands".
On the "Make your own Bush-Poo flag" page, I've given you a flag template to cut out - as well as provided step by step instructions on how to make one (as if you need instructions to make a stupid little flag...). All you have to do is make a few of them and carry them with you. You will then be prepared whenever you come across fresh dog poo.
Not only are you voicing your protest against Bush - But you will be performing a public service: People who might otherwise have stepped in the dog poo will be alerted to the danger by your "Smirkin' George" flag.
Impeach the Chimp!.
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Legality
But isn't this illegal?
No this is not YET a violation of the Patriot Act ... So far, it is completely legal to use dog feces as a flag stand for a Bush flag.
Caution:
Note: Some people have suggested feeding Bush Poo flags to your dog. That way your dog can defecate the flag at the same time as his feces - this would save you the effort of bending down and planting the flag.
The Grand Directorate of the Poo Protest Committee strongly recommends against this! - not only is it harmful to your dog - but you really should be cleaning up after him, anyway... This campaign is really just for "found" poo.
Embellishments:
Feel free to liven up the poo with cup cake sprinkles! - George Bush would appreciate the dash of color in his flag stand.
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Original Article
Here's the original article I got off of rabble.ca
Police hunt poo protesters
Ananova
Jan 17 2005
Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking miniature US flags into piles of dog poo in public parks.
Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth, said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be 2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that time."
The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of protest against the US-led invasion of Iraq.
And then when it continued it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's campaign for re-election.
But it is still going on and the police say they are completely baffled as to who is to blame.
"We have sent out extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said police spokesman Reiner Kuechler.
"But frankly, we don't know what we would do if we caught them red handed."
Legal experts say there is no law against using faeces as a flag stand and the federal constitution is vague on the issue.
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Bush Poo flag proudly waving
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| What's New |
 | 1/24/2005 New website. |
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